Living like a Crazy Chick and Loving it!

Please welcome the witty, intelligent and founder of the Crazy Chick Club, Ms Lafemmeroar to my blog.

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Lafemmeroar is a single and loving it crazy chick who laughs at the malfunction of the universe because it’s better than crying about it. She hopes to find “the one” someday. and she believes that she’s getting close because she’s pretty much exhausted her limit of “Mr. Wrongs.”

She a writer, a blogger and a humorist. She has lots of bad schlongs after her because she does sooooo many schlong whacking blog posts, but she loves her male readers and they “get her” –-they really get her twisted noodle.

She loves the members of the Crazy Chicks Club, and she’s grateful to them for inspiring her to keep on keeping on this malfunctioning universe.

Selena: Thank you for stepping out of the Crazy Chicks World and joining me for an interview. First off, tell us why are you a Crazy Chick?

Lafemmeroar: Because I never really felt that I fit in. I might look like I do, but deep inside I always seem to be a step off the mainstream.

Selena: I can relate. Kind of like you’re a round peg, trying to fit into a square hole,  but that’s okay, why would anyone want to be square on a dull main street anyway? It’s great to embrace your uniqueness. What’s your weekend fashion style?

Lafemmeroar: Jeans and a black turtleneck. My bottoms “say” relaxed while my “top” is always in mourning colors.

Selena: What’s one of your favorite quote(s) from one of the Crazy Chicks on your blog?

Lafemmeroar:  Living well is the best revenge.” I think Lizzie Cracked said that :)

Selena: Love that sentiment. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

 Lafemmeroar: Women who are mean to each other and “BAD SCHLONGS.”  Why do you think I do so many “schlong whacking” posts? :)

Selena: We must warn the readers when they visit your blog to not eat or drink anything while reading about the bat-shit-idiot-schlongs. Speaking of schlongs, what’s the best piece of advice you can give to men that want to date a Crazy Chick?

Lafemmeroar: Treat her nice ’cause she gives as good as she gets. Treat her bad and she’ll get you back sooooo bad that she’ll cut you up a new “girly part.”

Selena: Simple, yet great advice. And she has a whole lot of crazy chicks (single, married, in between) that have her back if you’re a schlong-jerkwad.   What is a Crazy Chick’s super power?

Lafemmeroar: Her will to survive and laugh at the malfunction of the universe, because it’s better than crying about it!

Selena: Love that super power, but can we still wear our Wonder Woman kick-ass boots, crown and jewelry, or it could just be me wanting to wear that costume one more time.  You have a terrific sense of humor and your blog posts reflect that. Do you think a sense of humor is something one is born with?

Lafemmeroar: I don’t know, an ex once said that I was a “grouchy girl.” He didn’t think I was funny. Then I started the blog and it wasn’t my intention to make it a humor blog. I mean if you read the “About Me” page,  I was really searching for others like me, and you know what?  I found them. Other crazy chicks like myself. Some are writers, some are knitters and crafters, and painters and photographers, some are childless, some are moms, some are in pain, some are married and some are single. We all have one thing in common and it’s the idea of female empowerment! We all want to be stronger and understand the meaning of all “this”. Some of us might not have it figured out, but we’re definitely NOT ALONE!

Selena: I think your ex was missing a sense of humor gene. His loss. I enjoy the eclectic points of view, and women from all walks of life sharing, laughing and coming together on your blog. Describe a typical day in a Crazy Chick’s life?

Lafemmeroar: I stand in line A LOT! I seem to be playing a waiting game. I mean I drive in traffic, I’m standing in line at the store waiting for “my turn.” I write with the hopes that my book will get published BEFORE I DIE. I juice in the morning, and when I get home from work mind and body tired, I psych myself out to do some yoga or get on my rebounder (but not until I wear an extra support bra). I blog. I might go out to dinner with a friend and when I need a change of pace I knit. Those are the things I do on a daily basis. I kinda left out the self-love part, but I figure that’s a given for chicks who read my blog and for you as well since you pretty much know my MO. :)

Selena: I have a lot of faith that you will be published and I hear you on the extra support bra when exercising. I admire anyone who can knit, because my knitting projects all turn into scarves. What credentials does one need to be inducted into the Crazy Chick Club (one of which I am a proud member)?

Lafemmeroar: Oh and we are VERY PROUD TO HAVE YOU SELENA! :)

Selena: Thank you. *smiles in that crazy chick kind of way and gives Lafemmeroar our super secret CCC handshake*

Lafemmeroar: I think a crazy chick just needs to laugh at the malfunction of the universe because it’s better than crying about it. She needs to be positive with other chicks, and really that’s it! The Crazy Chicks Club is open to all women who are BEAUTIFUL WORKS IN PROGRESS. ‘Cause face it, if you’re not “in progress” then you’re six feet under — know what I mean?

Selena: I totally agree, besides perfection is way over-rated and boring. What is sexy to a Crazy Chick?

Lafemmeroar: A man with a gentle soul, a thoughtful heart and a wicked sense of humor! :)

Selena: Great attributes and this crazy chick was lucky enough to marry such a man, and I’m so glad he not only has a wicked sense of humor but he gets my wacky, quirky personality. There are men out there just like Mr. Rugged (that’s what I call him online), and I know one will come your way.

Selena: What inspired you to create the Crazy Chick Club?

Lafemmeroar: Well a reader and I were exchanging comments and one of us had mentioned that it takes a bit of “insanity” to be a writer … or even to have a blog for that matter … then a lightbulb lit up my noodle and that’s pretty much how the Crazy Chicks Club got started! All a chick has to do is leave a comment on the CCC page that she wants to join and she’s in. Her name and link to her blog goes up and if she has the CCC logo … I add a “little heart” next to her name. Lots of bloggers have connected through the Crazy Chicks Club and I’m really happy about that.

Selena: It is a great way to connect, and I’ve discovered many other bloggers by being a member.  Any last thoughts?

Lafemmeroar: My last thought is — “that it’s never too late to begin again.” :)

Selena: Thanks again, this has been a lot of fun and I’m sure our readers have some questions for you.

To learn more about the Crazy Chicks Club, Lafemmeroar and all the wonderful, witty members, please stop by and visit them on her BLOG.

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About Selena Robins Musings

Genre-defying, witty, humorous, suspenseful, romantic and sexy--words used to describe Selena's novels. A chocolate guru, she loves to dance with her dog, sing into her hairbrush and write in her PJ's. In love with her family, friends, books, laughter, hockey, lively discussions and red wine (sometimes all at the same time). Selena is a dragon slayer who enjoys reading and writing sassy heroines and hot heroes (the ones your mamma warned you about, but secretly wished she'd dated a few in her life). Selena also writes children's novels under the pen name Maddie Ryan. To learn more about Selena and all her books, visit her website at: https://selenarobins.com/

Posted on December 6, 2012, in Author Interviews, Life and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 62 Comments.

  1. I don’t have a question, but I do want to tell you how much I agree with your philosophies. I don’t like mean girls, their goal is to be hurtful. I try to laugh at the universe, and I learned three years ago, it’s never too late to begin again. Thank goodness for Crazy Chicks!

    Thanks Selena and Lafemmeroar ! Great blog………

  2. Omg Selena, you were right! Awesome interview. As a chick who has had her share of bad schlongs (love that btw), I can totally relate. And I think the quote “Living well is the best revenge” might go viral. That is an awesome way to look at life.

  3. I thought it was a great interview and I have always been that round peg in a square hole but we have the most fun and I think the best friends.

  4. Selena … I just want to thank you for giving me the opportunity to do this interview. You have a knack for asking the right questions. You’re awesome! Luv ya lots you twisted noodle! :)

  5. Stupendous interview with a Crazzzzzzzzzy (and Great) Chick! Thanks, Selena, for helping us understand Lefemme’s twisted noodle a little better! :) Eric

  6. As a fellow member of the CC club, I can attest to the fact that Lafemme is AWESOME! Enjoyed the interview, thanks guys!

  7. Really nice to read an interview with one of my favourite Bloggers. she always makes me smile

  8. Great interview Selena! Why haven’t you mentioned this before? I’m on my to check it out. Sounds like a fun place to hangggg out!

  9. I tend to agree with you, Selena… Next interview, here’s some Katie Couric to Sarah Palin-type of questions to ask that Crazy Chick: 1. Lafemme, what do you know about foreign policy? 2. Do you like tall, dark and handsome men? 3. ARE you a tall, dark and handsome man? 4. Just how much experience do you have for your position as chief deschlongerator? 5. Is there any truth to the rumor that you are going to run in the nextt presidential election? 5. What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream? ;) lololololol Eric

    • Okay Eric! You asked and I will answer:

      1. The only thing I know about foreign policy is that one uses chopsticks when eating chinese and japanese food!
      2. I like all men who are not schlongs … color doesn’t matter … they can be polkadotted for all I care :)
      3. I’m not a man, but I can sure grow some big balls when I have to …
      4. I have the most experience when it comes to “deschlonging” since I have written a handbook about it and it’s now being sold on Amazon. Make sure you check it out it’s called: “The Idiot’s Guide to Cutting a Man with a New Girly Part.”
      5. Well … the only thing I know about politics is that it’s a malfunctioning system and the politicians are all liars … since I am a writer … I can craft some good lies and I would definitely put a more positive spin on the malfunction by just laughing about it.
      6. My favorite ice cream is called Crazy Rainbow Bliss …

  10. As a proud members of the CCC, Lafemme’s blog always puts a smile on our faces. Long live the round pegs and to hell with square holes. Life is messy, you can either spend yours trying to clean it up, or laughing at it. We chose to laugh our asses off!

    • Hi, Inion, thanks for visiting my blog and for tweeting the link, we are always grateful for the support.

      You’re so right. Personally, if I didn’t find humor in some of the challenges in my life, I’d go insane (well, more insane than I already am). Laughter is good for the mind, body and soul. We do a lot of that over here and at Crazy Chick’s blog.

  11. What’s a “Schlong-whacking post?” I’m sorry, I’m new to this concept. It sounds both terrifying and exhilarating at the same time. I can’t explain…

  12. Selena lolol on:

    crazy Chicks carry weed wackers around with them

    Yet

  13. Great interview Mrs. Rugged.
    Lafem is a ‘Crab Ninja’, I recognize the types because I’m married to one. ;-)
    They are good with their hands, quick witted and sharp with their tongues with an ability to verbally side-kick your teeth in, ‘Michelle Yeoh style’, if you get on their wrong side.
    They show a sort of hard exterior but when you get to know them and they let you get close, they show how soft and vulnerable they can be.

    Selena, you have a big couch and mug interview style…I like it.
    I was picturing the two of you curled up (very informally) on a big sofa with your big mugs filled with whatever takes your fancy, while you spoke casually and freely.

    I believe Lafem has a couple of books in her just waiting to be completed and published and I for one, would love to have her on my bookshelf :-P and would be proud to tell others…I communicate with that CC. ;-P

    I’m way behind schedule Mrs Rugged, I have something to complete for a CC and I don’t want to ‘get whacked’ so I’ll bookmark your Blog and come back some time soon. :-)

    • Thanks, Phil. Mrs. Rugged, I like that new handle. LOL

    • Phil, thanks for the compliment on my interview style, love to get feedback, especially like that. :)

      I think Lafem and I would be curled up on a big comfy couch with a big comfy glass of wine, and it would be a blast to do that, as I’m sure we’d have much more to talk about.

      I’ll be in line to buy her book as well. Us writers love to support each other any way we can.

      Thank you for bookmarking my blog and I hope you come back to visit. We welcome all the cool schlongs here, and the crazier the better, it complements our crazy chicks.

      Happy Christmas and New Year!

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