With the Royals making headlines all over social media and the news, I thought we should check out the other Royals that a lot of us grew up reading about—The Charmings.
It is disappointing that there was no paparazzi at the time to follow Cindy (Cinderella) and Print Charming to keep us up-to-date, so I am here to give you a sampling of what happened after that fateful-lost-her-glass-slipper-turned-into-a-hot-mess-girl at midnight, with the crushed Prince looking for his life-long sidekick.
Well, as you know, the Prince found the girl, the shoe fit and the rest is history, and they lived happily ever after…..or did they?
The crowned dude works hard for his monarchy and money. After so many years in story books, the old palace is in need of major repairs and a paint job (white glitter is so 1697).
Here’s a sneak peak at one of their happy-ever-after, loving conversations:
Cindy: “I’m throwing that cape out. It doesn’t fit you and we need more closet space.”
Charming: “How about dumping those glass slippers. They don’t fit you anyway.”
Cindy: “Are you saying I have cankles?”
Charming: “What the hell are cankles?”
Cindy: “Fat ankles, you idiot.”
Charming looks down at her ankles.
Cindy glares. “Why are you looking at my feet?”
Charming: “So about that closet. I can build you a new one.”
Cindy: “You think that damn swagger is going to get you out of this? Newsflash. That’s getting old. And so are you!”
Charming: “I’ll tell you what’s old. Your Step-monster and those butt-ugly daughters of hers sponging off of us.”
Cindy: “I agree!”
Charming: “I’ll order a hit on them.”
Cindy: “Ah, my hero.”
Charming puffs out chest.
Cindy rolls her eyes.
They put the slippers on E-bay and continue with their happy ever after.
Yeah, I think they’ll make it to the finish line. 🙂
Selena Robins, Author 
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