1. Is capable of transforming gossip, nightmares, dreams and fantasies into books.
2. If someone mentions that they know a guy named “Snake” they bribe, beg, plead to be introduced.
3. Concerned they are on a watch list for the stuff they Google.
4. Wants someone to invent a waterproof pen, paper, electronic device to write down the scene or dialogue that ALWAYS pops into her head when she’s in the shower.
5. Laughs out loud in public, when one of her characters says something witty in her head.
6. Has strong opinions about the Oxford comma.
7. Thinks cliffhangers are…..
9. Uses punctuation and proper grammar even in text messages.
9. Knows what a “Panster” is.
10. Makes lists like this for social media, because she spent 15 minutes arguing with herself about a comma.