Ahhh, Spring—When a Bachelor’s fancy turns to…Cheesy Pick-up Lines


I don’t believe guys really use pick up lines any longer, but I thought it would be fun to list 10 cheesy lines that some bachelor in an alternate universe may be using. However, I do think us gals have been the recipient of a cheesy line at one time or another in our lives, some of them were funny, hey, some may even have worked for a few of you perhaps? Gals, please feel free to share any lines you may have heard.

Guys, if you delivered a line, please feel free to share as well. We promise, we won’t judge….much. 🙂

Top 10 Pick-up Lines:

1. Do you want to have breakfast? Should I call you or nudge you?

2. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.

3. Love the color of your dress, it would look great on my floor.

4. There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your phone number in it.

5. You’re so damn hot, I’d marry your brother just to get in your family.

6. If this bar is a meat market, then I’d have to say you must be the prime rib.

7. Stop, drop, and roll, baby, because you are on fire.

8. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

9. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

10. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your place?

5 responses to “Ahhh, Spring—When a Bachelor’s fancy turns to…Cheesy Pick-up Lines”



    1. Hi, Linda, I guess these lines are classic. LOL


  2. I’d never heard #1. My husband still uses #3 — at least every-other day. I enjoyed that laugh!


    1. Glad you enjoyed it, Shannon. Husbands are exempt when using some of these lines, from them it’s not cheesy but sexy and fun. LOL


  3. Late on commenting. Hysterical stuff! Always. 🙂


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