Ahhh, Spring—When a Bachelor’s fancy turns to…Cheesy Pick-up Lines

Spring; the season for tulips, erotic gardening, bright colors and re-runs on TV, which is why I am re-blogging this post, originally posted last spring.

I have since been blessed with new followers so this is for their benefit as well. Plus, I’m a tad busy these days…but I will soon be posting fresh new material.

Here’s a re-run of last spring’s blog post regarding, bachelor’s cheesy pick up lines.

I don’t believe guys really use pick up lines any longer, but I thought it would be fun to list 10 cheesy lines that some bachelor in an alternate universe may be using. However, I do think us gals have been the recipient of a cheesy line at one time or another in our lives, some of them were funny, hey, some may even have worked for a few of you perhaps?

Guys, if you delivered a line, please feel free to share as well. We promise, we won’t judge….much. 🙂

Gals, please feel free to share any lines you may have heard. Or perhaps you may have dished out a few yourselves…or maybe…ahem….a friend of yours.

Top 10 Pick-up Lines:

1. Do you want to have breakfast? Should I call you or nudge you?

2. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.

3. Love the color of your dress, it would look great on my floor.

4. There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your phone number in it.

5. You’re so damn hot, I’d marry your brother just to get in your family.

6. If this bar is a meat market, then I’d have to say you must be the prime rib.

7. Stop, drop, and roll, baby, because you are on fire.

8. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

9. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

10. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your place?

Please share and let us know what are some of the ones you’ve heard?


2 responses to “Ahhh, Spring—When a Bachelor’s fancy turns to…Cheesy Pick-up Lines”

  1. Hi Selena, lol that was great. I have used a line when I was younger was at a bar with my sister and we where pretty drunk. The moist beautiful man walked up to the bar he was in tight jeans and red tank top long black hair and dark skin just breath taking. He was standing at the end of the bar some girl was draped all over I looked him in the eyes and said “Do you know your my fantasy” he walk over to me and touched my cheek and told me I had beautiful eyes of course I melted on the spot. After that we had become really good friends.


  2. “No, they’re not space pants, they’re my Zebra parachute pants and I have no idea how you can tell how my ass looks like in them under all that fabric and no, I don’t have my cell phone with me because it’s as big as a brick with a large car antenna attached.” That’s what I remember anyway…. 😉


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