What do Wishes, a Comedy of Errors, Recipes & Winning the Lottery have in common?

ANSWER:ย They can all be found in my newly released book:ย WISHES, STITCHES & DISHESย .

A BUNDLEย with something for everyone.

Now available on Amazon.

 

What’s inside the bundle?

DISHES

What about the lottery, you ask?

I’ll get to that further down. ๐Ÿ™‚

First, it’s my pleasureย to introduce you to Pippy, Angel & Matt (excerpts) plus a sample recipe from the dishes section.

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PIPPY’S WISH

Aย tween angel-in-training and her adventures in thisย fun, comedic, inspirational story, enjoyed by children of all ages, and for the kid in you.ย Pippy is quirky, lovable, precocious, enchanting, and gets into loads ofย mischief. Her sense of adventureย and humor usually yanks her out of predicaments, exceptย this time she may need more than her ingenuity to untangle the mess she’s gotten herself into.

Excerpt:

โ€œI already picked out the colors for my high school wings,โ€ she said, her breath coming in fast spurts. โ€œOne pink and one blue, so when they flap together theyโ€™ll look purple.โ€

โ€œHereโ€™s a tip,โ€ Lucy said. โ€œAngels donโ€™t flap their wings.โ€

Pippy giggled and repeated her desire. โ€œI wish I could fly, I wish I could fly.โ€ She opened her eyes, panting as she felt her junior wings grow bigger. โ€œI wish I couldโ€ฆ.flyyyyyyyyy,โ€ she said, floating upward.

โ€œYippee.โ€ The wings felt light on her back. Why oh why had she not been able to get past floating 101? This was as easy as smiling.

She twisted, she turned, and she wiggled her toes inside her shoes. Propelling herself on her back, she faced the ceiling and whistled. โ€œWell, pluck my feathers and paint me purple. Thank you, thank you, maโ€™am,โ€ she squealed with pure delight.

She heard Lucyโ€™s subtle laughter.

Pippy turned her head to the left and exploded into a cheer, โ€œWooooo weeeee.โ€ Through the reflection in the sky-blue ceiling she watched her wings turn violet. โ€œWow.โ€

โ€œโ€ฆ.to glide and balance,โ€ Lucy said. โ€œPippy? Iโ€™m giving you instructions. Are you listening?โ€

โ€œHuh?โ€ Pippy asked, turning on her side. She drifted toward the stained glass mile-high filing cabinet.

Kicking her legs she bobbed her head up and down, which only made her soar faster.

โ€œPippy. I said, use your armsโ€ฆ.โ€

She was now wedged between the cabinet and the yellow wall. Good thing, heavenly walls were made of velvet.

โ€œโ€ฆ for balance and keep your head up,โ€ Lucy finished with a small sigh.

โ€œUm, Luce?โ€ Pippy cleared her throat. โ€œDo I get another wish?โ€

Lucy folded her arms and shook her head.

โ€œCan I ask a question then?โ€

Lucy nodded.

โ€œHelp?โ€

Please note: Pippy’s Wish can also be purchased on Amazon on its own for $.99.

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TEMPTED BY AN ANGEL

Angelica Montgomery and Matt Lockwood are victims of un-synchronized mishaps.

Matt hired entertainment for his five-year-old nephewโ€™s birthday party.

Instead, Angel showed up, carrying a bouquet of balloons, wearing killer heels, and flaunting a body that Matt described as heavenly–except herย attitude was anything but angelic.

Unfortunately for Angel, life doesnโ€™t have auto-correct.

Excerpt:

โ€œNan, itโ€™s all fun and games until I look like a hooker.โ€ Angel Montgomery stared at her image from the bedroom mirror. She swung around and faced her grandmother. โ€œItโ€™s too much.โ€ She grabbed a cotton ball and rubbed some of the eye-shadow off her lids.

โ€œItโ€™s not too much and you donโ€™t look like Pretty Julia.โ€ โ€œYou mean Pretty Woman?โ€

โ€œYes that one.โ€ Nan Clara picked up the small brush and dipped it into the bright blue eye-shadow. โ€œAnd you need more of this.โ€ She smeared more shadow over Angelโ€™s eyelids.

Angel closed her eyes so Nan wouldnโ€™t gouge them.

โ€œAh, this glittery stuff will really help you pull this off.โ€ Nan patted multi-colored sparkles over Angelโ€™s cheekbones and forehead. โ€œStop fidgeting, love.โ€ She ignored her granddaughterโ€™s impatience and sprinkled silver stars in Angelโ€™s hair.

โ€œOh, wait. Almost forgot.โ€ Nan went to the adjoining bathroom and came back holding a bottle of perfume.

โ€œNan, youโ€™re not coming near me with patchouli oil.โ€

โ€œItโ€™s not patchouli. Now, hold still.โ€ Nan sprayed perfume on Angelโ€™s neck and shoulders then sniffed the air. โ€œSmells good, but you need more.โ€

โ€œWhoa.โ€ Angel took the bottle away from her and put it on the dresser. โ€œI donโ€™t need to marinate in the stuff.โ€ The lavender scent assaulted Angelโ€™s nostrilsยพ she smelled like an explosion at an Avon factory. โ€œForget hooker. Iโ€™m a Madame.โ€

โ€œTwenty-eight is too young to look like a Madame.โ€ Nan laughed. โ€œNow, if you were fifty-something like one of those tigress ladies, maybe.โ€

โ€œYou mean cougars?โ€

โ€œWell, them too.โ€ Nan handed Angel a tube of bright pink lipstick. โ€œArenโ€™t you glad my papa sent me to beauty school? My skills came in handy today.โ€

Angel dotted her lips with the lipstick. โ€œSure.โ€

Seeing the enjoyment on her grandmotherโ€™s face, Angel bit her tongue, stopped fidgeting and shoved her apprehension aside.

Nan pinched Angelโ€™s cheek. โ€œDonโ€™t forget to shake and wiggle like that actress Donna Moore in that movie Jilly and I watched the other day.โ€

โ€œItโ€™s Demi Moore.โ€ Silver stars flew in front of Angelโ€™s eyes as she shook her head. โ€œAnd Iโ€™m not performing a striptease.โ€

Angel grabbed the contract off the dresser, held the paper up and read it over. โ€œIโ€™ve never taken this type of order before. Youโ€™re sure you wrote all the details down accurately?โ€

โ€œI did.โ€ Nan ran a short, purple tinted fingernail along the contract in Angelโ€™s hand. โ€œLike it says right there, itโ€™s a bachelor party.โ€ Her grandmother swiveled her seventy-five-year-old hips. โ€œJust do some bumping and grinding like Demi. Can you rent that DVD for us again?โ€

โ€œFocus, Nan. Did you explain that Iโ€™m not a stripper?โ€ If food and shelter werenโ€™t necessities, sheโ€™d have shredded the contract into confetti. But the client had forked over a hefty wad of cash for this stint. โ€œIโ€™m just delivering the party favors and singing one congratulatory song, right?โ€

โ€œYes, thatโ€™s all you have to do.โ€ Nan continued gyrating and Angel couldnโ€™t help but giggle. โ€œWhile youโ€™re there, pick yourself up a nice bachelor.โ€

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DELICIOUS DISHES

OVERย 100 easy and mouth-watering recipes for your family and guests.

I’m sharing one of the recipes found in the Dishes section of the Bundle–orange chicken wings.

 

Orange Chicken Wings

Tangy, Savory, Sweet & Spicy

grilled chicken wings picture

This is one of my mother-in-lawโ€™s recipes we dug out of her recipe box. They are seriously delicious, easy to make and crowd pleasers.

Yields 24 โ€“ 30 wings.

Ingredients:

3 lbs. chicken wings

3 tsp. soya sauce

1 jar orange marmalade

2 tsp. paprika

2 tsp. chili powder

1 TBSP hot sauce (more if you want them really spicy)

1 tsp. Kosher salt

3 garlic cloves (minced)

Directions:

In a bowl, add all the ingredients, except for the chicken wings.

Mix all the ingredients well, and taste so that if you want it spicier, add more spice, if you want it sweeter, add some honey.

Add the chicken wings to the bowl and ensure all the chicken wings are covered.

Cover and refrigerate overnight.

When ready to bake, pre-heat oven to 350F.

Place wings on a baking sheet, pouring the remaining sauce all over the wings.

Bake for 1 hour.

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Now, about the $$$ lottery portion of this bundle.

Well, it goes like this. I’ve been told that readers who purchased this bundle, and left a short review on Amazon have won the lottery!

I don’t know how much they won, they never shared that information. Personally,ย I’m not superstitious or believe in magical lottery winnings, however, isn’t it worth finding out if this is true?

At $1.99 this bundle is cheaper than some lottery tickets, ย and you get two fun stories for you and a child in your life, PLUSย all these delicious recipes–win/win. ๐Ÿ™‚

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3 responses to “What do Wishes, a Comedy of Errors, Recipes & Winning the Lottery have in common?”

  1. Love this bundle and the excerpts! I will certainly be trying out some of those recipes as well! This bundle is a win all around! Best of luck!

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    1. Thanks for your support! Glad you enjoyed it and let me know if you have any questions about any of the recipes. ๐Ÿ™‚

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