Tag: humor
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“Warning! Asses directly in front of you may be closer than they appear.”
After a long absence—and by long, I mean over two years—from any type of Yoga, I’ve re-entered the twist and sometimes shout world of attempting to perfect the tripod headstand with Lotus legs (hey, one can dream).
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Life Tips
1. Relationship Tip: Ask your significant other at 6:00 a.m. how they visualize porcupines making love. This will lead to an interesting conversation. 2. Mental health Tip: DON’T read a ton of news media links. DON’T read a lot of social media posts (I know, the irony). DO read a lot of fiction. I recommend…
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Life Tips According to the Tao of Selena
If you follow me on Twitter, you may have read a string of tweets with the hashtag #TaoOfSelena also known as deep, philosophical thoughts (deep and philosphical is open to interpretation of course). For those not familiar with my Twitter habits, I am pleased to share them with you here. I hope The Tao of…
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How to enjoy Hawaii for 99 cents.
That’s right. I’ve tried magic to get to Hawaii…by twitching my nose a la Bewitched style. Didn’t work. I tried clicking my heels three times and repeating…”there’s no place like the tropics…there’s no place like the tropics….” Didn’t work. What did work, was this…..
Selena Robins, Author 