Tag: humor
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Growing Up Italian
Growing Up Italian The word calm is not in the Italian dictionary. Thanksgiving dinner included; antipasto platter, lasagna, meatballs. Turkey was a side. I don’t want to be that girl, but roasted peppers, Nutella, pesto, deep fried zucchini was a staple for us way before it was trendy. You learned how to make pasta before entering Kindergarten, and you…
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“Warning! Asses directly in front of you may be closer than they appear.”
After a long absence—and by long, I mean over two years—from any type of Yoga, I’ve re-entered the twist and sometimes shout world of attempting to perfect the tripod headstand with Lotus legs (hey, one can dream).
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LIFE HACKS
1. If your significant other is mad, put a cape on them and tell them they are now “super mad.” If they laugh, they’re a keeper. 2. To keep cake real moist, eat it all in one sitting. 3. Laughter and a nap will cure anything. 4. Master the art of self-deprecating humor–it leads…
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Life Tips
1. Relationship Tip: Ask your significant other at 6:00 a.m. how they visualize porcupines making love. This will lead to an interesting conversation. 2. Mental health Tip: DON’T read a ton of news media links. DON’T read a lot of social media posts (I know, the irony). DO read a lot of fiction. I recommend…
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Life Tips According to the Tao of Selena
If you follow me on Twitter, you may have read a string of tweets with the hashtag #TaoOfSelena also known as deep, philosophical thoughts (deep and philosphical is open to interpretation of course). For those not familiar with my Twitter habits, I am pleased to share them with you here. I hope The Tao of…
Selena Robins, Author 